1 00:00:04,794 --> 00:00:05,795 - You wanna know what happened on shameless last year? 2 00:00:05,837 --> 00:00:06,963 Brothers... - Doctors. 3 00:00:07,004 --> 00:00:08,756 - I came out. - He came out! 4 00:00:10,007 --> 00:00:12,677 - Fiona! He's not breathing! 5 00:00:12,718 --> 00:00:14,512 - Oh, my god. He got into my coke. 6 00:00:14,553 --> 00:00:16,555 - Fiona Gallagher, you have the right to remain silent. 7 00:00:16,597 --> 00:00:17,974 - I'm not guilty! 8 00:00:18,015 --> 00:00:19,350 - Liam almost died! 9 00:00:19,391 --> 00:00:21,059 - How do you plead? - I'm guilty. 10 00:00:21,101 --> 00:00:23,562 - You will be under house arrest until further notice. 11 00:00:25,272 --> 00:00:26,774 - My liver's finally giving up. 12 00:00:26,816 --> 00:00:28,484 - Want me to steal you one from the grocery store? 13 00:00:28,526 --> 00:00:29,861 - Not ready to punch my ticket yet. 14 00:00:29,902 --> 00:00:31,278 - We're not a match. 15 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:33,990 - Even my own daughter isn't a match. 16 00:00:34,031 --> 00:00:34,866 - Daughter? 17 00:00:36,033 --> 00:00:38,452 - This is Amy, and that's Gemma. 18 00:00:38,494 --> 00:00:39,871 The nurses just left me like 19 00:00:39,912 --> 00:00:42,289 we know what the fuck we're doing. 20 00:00:42,331 --> 00:00:44,000 - I'm not a little girl. 21 00:00:44,041 --> 00:00:45,083 I'm ready. 22 00:00:45,125 --> 00:00:46,919 Does this make you cray? 23 00:00:46,961 --> 00:00:49,964 - Uh...you're too young. - Oh, my god. 24 00:00:50,006 --> 00:00:52,008 Where the hell were you? - The army. 25 00:00:52,048 --> 00:00:53,009 - Why'd you even go there in the first place? 26 00:00:53,049 --> 00:00:54,635 - Relationship issues. 27 00:00:54,677 --> 00:00:56,136 - You're sick of living a lie, aren't you? 28 00:00:56,178 --> 00:00:57,805 - I just want everybody here to know 29 00:00:57,847 --> 00:01:00,098 I'm fucking gay. 30 00:01:00,140 --> 00:01:02,393 You happy now? 31 00:01:02,434 --> 00:01:04,436 - College is a lot fucking harder than it looks. 32 00:01:04,478 --> 00:01:06,731 You actually have to apply yourself. 33 00:01:06,772 --> 00:01:07,982 - Who exactly is Amanda? 34 00:01:08,024 --> 00:01:09,692 - My roommate's ex-girlfriend 35 00:01:09,734 --> 00:01:10,943 who tried to blow me in my sleep. 36 00:01:10,985 --> 00:01:12,319 She buys me shit. 37 00:01:12,361 --> 00:01:13,612 - Sounds like a keeper. 38 00:01:13,654 --> 00:01:15,031 - No more bullshit about baby. 39 00:01:15,072 --> 00:01:16,240 You help. 40 00:01:16,281 --> 00:01:17,533 Yo, it's after 5:00. 41 00:01:17,575 --> 00:01:19,035 How can you... - Jesus, leave me alone! 42 00:01:19,076 --> 00:01:20,703 - It could be bipolar disease like our mom. 43 00:01:20,745 --> 00:01:22,413 He may have to be hospitalized. 44 00:01:22,454 --> 00:01:24,665 - No fucking way! He's staying with me. 45 00:01:24,707 --> 00:01:27,043 - Fiona never came home. She violated probation. 46 00:01:27,083 --> 00:01:28,002 - I fucked up. 47 00:01:30,379 --> 00:01:33,591 - It is my honor to declare you man and wife. 48 00:01:33,632 --> 00:01:35,718 - I need everybody to move! - Is he dead? 49 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:37,803 - He's getting a liver. - Mrs. Gallagher? 50 00:01:37,845 --> 00:01:39,972 We're married? - Let me see my father, 51 00:01:40,014 --> 00:01:41,473 you bitch. - No! 52 00:01:41,515 --> 00:01:43,183 - You're camping in my yard? 53 00:01:43,225 --> 00:01:45,185 - The vacant lot next to your yard. 54 00:01:45,227 --> 00:01:47,021 - Get your stuff. You're out. 55 00:01:47,063 --> 00:01:49,607 - 23... can't be about how much they screwed us up anymore. 56 00:01:49,648 --> 00:01:51,067 - Sounds kind of like a.A. 57 00:01:51,108 --> 00:01:52,985 - Attendance is a condition of my parole. 58 00:01:53,027 --> 00:01:55,696 - Come on, let's go. You gonna be late for work. 59 00:01:55,738 --> 00:01:57,239 - Thanks. 60 00:01:57,281 --> 00:01:58,365 - Are you gonna go inside? 61 00:01:58,407 --> 00:02:00,242 - No. 62 00:02:00,284 --> 00:02:03,370 - I'm alive, motherfucker! 63 00:02:12,504 --> 00:02:15,591 - ♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪ 64 00:02:15,633 --> 00:02:18,552 ♪ know that it's not for naught ♪ 65 00:02:18,594 --> 00:02:21,847 ♪ you were beaming once before ♪ 66 00:02:21,889 --> 00:02:26,060 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 67 00:02:26,102 --> 00:02:29,438 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 68 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:32,900 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 69 00:02:32,942 --> 00:02:35,111 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 70 00:02:35,152 --> 00:02:39,740 ♪ you're so sure of? ♪ 71 00:02:46,705 --> 00:02:49,834 ♪ Round up the friends you got ♪ 72 00:02:49,875 --> 00:02:53,045 ♪ know that they're not for naught ♪ 73 00:02:53,087 --> 00:02:56,340 ♪ you were willing once before ♪ 74 00:02:56,381 --> 00:03:00,552 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 75 00:03:00,594 --> 00:03:03,931 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 76 00:03:03,973 --> 00:03:07,643 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 77 00:03:07,685 --> 00:03:09,603 ♪ What is this feeling ♪ 78 00:03:09,645 --> 00:03:14,483 ♪ you're so sure of ♪ 79 00:03:52,521 --> 00:03:54,815 - Sheils. - Hmm? 80 00:03:54,857 --> 00:03:57,651 - What's he doing in our bed? 81 00:03:57,693 --> 00:03:58,944 - Who? 82 00:04:01,780 --> 00:04:05,117 - Him. His pecker's poking me in the back. 83 00:04:05,159 --> 00:04:09,872 - Oh, Sammi picked up some guy at the alibi last night 84 00:04:09,914 --> 00:04:12,666 and kicked chuckie out of her trailer. 85 00:04:12,708 --> 00:04:14,126 - Karen's room? 86 00:04:14,168 --> 00:04:15,836 - I tucked him in there. 87 00:04:15,878 --> 00:04:18,172 He must've crawled in in the middle of the night. 88 00:04:18,214 --> 00:04:19,840 - Well, he's got to uncrawl. 89 00:04:21,508 --> 00:04:23,594 - Ow. 90 00:04:23,635 --> 00:04:27,347 - Oh, chuckie, why didn't you stay in Karen's room? 91 00:04:27,389 --> 00:04:29,058 - I had a bad dream. 92 00:04:29,100 --> 00:04:32,686 - Well, you might as well get up and get ready for school. 93 00:04:32,728 --> 00:04:35,731 And you mister, meds and vitals. 94 00:04:35,773 --> 00:04:36,982 - Can't. 95 00:04:37,024 --> 00:04:38,776 Got to work on my project. Busy. 96 00:04:38,817 --> 00:04:42,571 - Frank, meds and vitals now! 97 00:04:58,462 --> 00:04:59,797 - Why they tearing it down? 98 00:04:59,838 --> 00:05:01,339 - Asbestos. 99 00:05:06,637 --> 00:05:08,680 - All right, I'm leaving. I've seen enough. 100 00:05:08,722 --> 00:05:11,349 - Wait, give me a ride home on the back of that thing. 101 00:05:11,391 --> 00:05:13,351 - Can't. Got to run an errand then going to school. 102 00:05:13,393 --> 00:05:15,312 - I'm not. - It's the last day. 103 00:05:15,353 --> 00:05:16,897 You have to go. - Why, 104 00:05:16,939 --> 00:05:18,899 so I can figure out how to flunk sixth grade again? 105 00:05:18,941 --> 00:05:20,358 Yeah, I'll do that next year. 106 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:22,153 Come on, just give me a ride. 107 00:05:22,194 --> 00:05:24,113 - You can't even fit on my bike with that giant gimp leg. 108 00:05:24,155 --> 00:05:25,447 - These crutches are killing my wrists. 109 00:05:25,489 --> 00:05:27,199 I can't even Jack off that well. 110 00:05:27,241 --> 00:05:28,909 - Should've thought about that before you busted up 111 00:05:28,951 --> 00:05:30,911 your ankle on your stupid skateboard. 112 00:05:30,953 --> 00:05:32,204 See you. 113 00:05:38,002 --> 00:05:39,878 - Looks pretty good, huh? 114 00:05:39,920 --> 00:05:43,715 - It's perfect... Except for one thing. 115 00:05:43,757 --> 00:05:45,176 - What? 116 00:05:45,217 --> 00:05:47,845 - Uh-oh. - Mm-hmm. 117 00:05:47,886 --> 00:05:49,013 - Looks like we're stuck in here 118 00:05:49,054 --> 00:05:50,346 forever. - Yep. 119 00:05:50,388 --> 00:05:52,348 - I guess we...We trapped? 120 00:05:52,390 --> 00:05:53,684 - Yeah. - No way out. 121 00:05:53,725 --> 00:05:54,852 - That's right, we're trapped. 122 00:05:54,893 --> 00:05:56,270 - You're never gonna see any one of 123 00:05:56,312 --> 00:05:58,105 patsy's pies ever again. 124 00:05:58,147 --> 00:05:59,315 - Oh, Liam, 125 00:05:59,355 --> 00:06:01,275 this is our new home now. - Okay. 126 00:06:16,414 --> 00:06:17,749 - I'm gonna get the ladder. 127 00:06:17,791 --> 00:06:21,003 - Mm-hmm. Don't twist an ankle. 128 00:06:21,045 --> 00:06:23,172 - Please. 129 00:06:23,214 --> 00:06:25,216 Don't worry. 130 00:06:25,257 --> 00:06:27,134 Ah! 131 00:06:28,927 --> 00:06:31,429 - Impressive. - Thank you. 132 00:06:31,471 --> 00:06:33,349 Thank you. 133 00:06:33,389 --> 00:06:35,475 - You ready to fill this sucker, Liam? 134 00:06:35,517 --> 00:06:36,977 - Yeah! 135 00:06:37,019 --> 00:06:39,313 - Right on, here you go. - Yep. 136 00:06:39,355 --> 00:06:42,607 - All right, attach this end to the fire hydrant. 137 00:06:42,649 --> 00:06:45,236 - How are we gonna open the valve? 138 00:06:45,277 --> 00:06:47,403 - Gallagher ingenuity. 139 00:06:47,445 --> 00:06:49,156 - You got one of those lying around? 140 00:06:49,198 --> 00:06:50,908 - You don't? 141 00:06:50,949 --> 00:06:53,493 Come on. 142 00:06:53,535 --> 00:06:55,287 - All right. Here, step aside. 143 00:06:55,329 --> 00:06:56,621 This goes here. 144 00:06:56,663 --> 00:06:58,082 You want to help? - Mm-hmm. 145 00:06:58,123 --> 00:07:00,084 - Okay, watch your fingers. 146 00:07:02,586 --> 00:07:04,838 Here it comes. 147 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:05,839 - Ooh. 148 00:07:10,552 --> 00:07:13,805 - No, no, now, come on. I'm your fucking boss. 149 00:07:13,847 --> 00:07:15,432 - Uh-huh. - Oh, no, no. 150 00:07:15,473 --> 00:07:17,268 I may not have hired you, 151 00:07:17,309 --> 00:07:18,643 but I sure as hell can fire you. 152 00:07:18,685 --> 00:07:19,728 - No, no, no. - Yes. 153 00:07:21,563 --> 00:07:23,190 - Hold it...Give me that. Give me that. 154 00:07:23,232 --> 00:07:24,608 No, no. 155 00:07:24,649 --> 00:07:29,280 - Sean, no, no. Ah! Oh, my god. 156 00:07:29,321 --> 00:07:31,282 Oh, my god. I'm gonna hurt you. 157 00:07:31,323 --> 00:07:35,160 Boom! Boom, I say, boom! 158 00:07:35,202 --> 00:07:37,829 How did you get so wet? 159 00:07:37,871 --> 00:07:39,331 - Don't you got to go? - I do. 160 00:07:39,373 --> 00:07:41,666 In fact, I got to go take my son to school. 161 00:07:41,708 --> 00:07:43,585 Come on, I got to get will. 162 00:07:43,627 --> 00:07:45,045 - All right, tell him I say "hi." 163 00:07:45,087 --> 00:07:46,588 - I will, I will. I'll see you for dinner. 164 00:07:46,630 --> 00:07:47,839 - Okay. - All right. 165 00:08:01,228 --> 00:08:03,439 - We get it, morons. School's out. 166 00:08:05,690 --> 00:08:08,902 - You're not even packed? - You look cute. 167 00:08:08,944 --> 00:08:11,280 - It's summer. You have a suitcase? 168 00:08:11,322 --> 00:08:13,490 - It's right there. - Louis Vuitton? 169 00:08:13,531 --> 00:08:16,410 - No, it's a Gucci. - What are you doing? 170 00:08:16,452 --> 00:08:19,788 - I'm filling out an application to be an r.A. In the fall. 171 00:08:19,830 --> 00:08:21,165 - Really? - "Resident asshole." 172 00:08:23,917 --> 00:08:25,377 - Why not, you know? 173 00:08:25,419 --> 00:08:27,254 It's free room and board, all the beer I can confiscate. 174 00:08:27,296 --> 00:08:29,798 - Well, you could just stay with me at my off-campus apartment. 175 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:32,634 My dad's paying. That makes it free. 176 00:08:32,676 --> 00:08:34,219 - You mean, like, live together? 177 00:08:34,261 --> 00:08:35,804 - Well, isn't that what we've been doing 178 00:08:35,846 --> 00:08:37,389 for the last four months? 179 00:08:37,431 --> 00:08:39,557 - Yeah, but you got your own dorm room. 180 00:08:39,599 --> 00:08:41,018 - I'm gonna miss my plane. 181 00:08:43,728 --> 00:08:45,772 - Look, have a good summer, man, yeah? 182 00:08:45,814 --> 00:08:47,274 - You too, dude. 183 00:08:47,316 --> 00:08:48,775 - It's been real. 184 00:08:48,817 --> 00:08:51,695 - Let's get out of here. 185 00:08:51,736 --> 00:08:55,199 - It's the only one I could find in all the crap out in the yard. 186 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:56,700 - Put it in the window. 187 00:08:56,741 --> 00:08:58,952 You want scrambled or fried? 188 00:08:58,994 --> 00:09:01,079 - I like those puffy eggs you make. 189 00:09:01,121 --> 00:09:03,874 - Nika, we got baked eggs today. 190 00:09:03,915 --> 00:09:05,250 - Food is food. 191 00:09:05,292 --> 00:09:06,626 All the same to me. 192 00:09:06,668 --> 00:09:08,253 - Why's the baby crying? 193 00:09:08,295 --> 00:09:09,546 - Look at you. 194 00:09:11,298 --> 00:09:13,175 - Ooh, diaper full of poop. 195 00:09:13,217 --> 00:09:15,302 - Da? - Oh... 196 00:09:15,344 --> 00:09:17,262 Is that what happened? 197 00:09:17,304 --> 00:09:18,596 - Don't want him covered in baby shit 198 00:09:18,638 --> 00:09:22,017 on his first day of work. 199 00:09:22,059 --> 00:09:24,061 - We have baked eggs in the oven. 200 00:09:24,102 --> 00:09:27,147 - Hey, moron, truck ready? - Yeah. 201 00:09:27,189 --> 00:09:29,941 - You stare any longer, I chop your dicks off. 202 00:09:29,983 --> 00:09:32,444 - Time to go play nicey-nice with surrogates, 203 00:09:32,486 --> 00:09:34,446 meet them at the ultrasound. 204 00:09:34,488 --> 00:09:36,240 - They still think you're a kindergarten teacher? 205 00:09:36,281 --> 00:09:38,325 - Wheels on the bus go round and round. 206 00:09:38,367 --> 00:09:40,536 - Amazing what people with money will pay for. 207 00:09:40,577 --> 00:09:42,787 - After ultrasound, I go open rub 'n tug. 208 00:09:42,829 --> 00:09:45,249 You feed yev breakfast, and you go to grocery store. 209 00:09:45,290 --> 00:09:46,666 - Got it. 210 00:09:46,708 --> 00:09:48,502 - Hey, patel hit one of the girls yesterday, 211 00:09:48,544 --> 00:09:49,711 left without pay. 212 00:09:49,753 --> 00:09:51,963 - Dry cleaner patel? - Uh-huh. 213 00:09:52,005 --> 00:09:53,131 - I'll take care of it. 214 00:09:53,173 --> 00:09:54,716 Let's go. 215 00:09:54,758 --> 00:09:56,468 No, no, no, guns. 216 00:09:56,510 --> 00:09:58,636 Look, no hardware. 217 00:09:58,678 --> 00:10:00,222 It's not that kind of job. 218 00:10:00,264 --> 00:10:04,059 We're respectable now, remember? 219 00:10:04,101 --> 00:10:05,561 - Do you want this? 220 00:10:05,602 --> 00:10:07,604 - I'll meet you at the place later, okay? 221 00:10:10,524 --> 00:10:12,650 - I'll be there. 222 00:10:12,692 --> 00:10:13,944 - Better be. 223 00:10:19,324 --> 00:10:21,285 - Mm. 224 00:10:21,326 --> 00:10:22,911 What the hell? I'm in here. 225 00:10:22,953 --> 00:10:25,456 - Gotta pee bad. 226 00:10:25,497 --> 00:10:29,167 - What's the point? Nothing's happening anyway. 227 00:10:29,209 --> 00:10:31,669 - Are you taking your medications? 228 00:10:31,711 --> 00:10:33,338 - Yes! 229 00:10:37,717 --> 00:10:39,136 - What are those for? 230 00:10:39,177 --> 00:10:41,930 - Anti-rejection, ulcers, 231 00:10:41,972 --> 00:10:44,558 hypertension, high blood pressure, 232 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:47,185 depression, headaches, diuretic, 233 00:10:47,227 --> 00:10:50,564 and apparently I need one for constipation now too. 234 00:10:54,734 --> 00:10:55,819 A lot of pee. 235 00:10:55,860 --> 00:10:57,070 - Held it all night. 236 00:10:57,112 --> 00:10:58,322 - Are you weighing yourself? 237 00:10:58,363 --> 00:11:00,198 I don't hear the scale. 238 00:11:03,868 --> 00:11:07,372 I hear the scale now. 239 00:11:09,791 --> 00:11:11,084 - 155. 240 00:11:11,126 --> 00:11:13,629 - It says 147. 241 00:11:13,670 --> 00:11:15,464 - 155. 242 00:11:15,506 --> 00:11:18,133 - You lie to your notebook? - Your grandmother 243 00:11:18,175 --> 00:11:19,675 doesn't need to know I've lost some weight. 244 00:11:19,717 --> 00:11:22,095 - Blood pressure. - Oh, Jesus! 245 00:11:37,235 --> 00:11:40,614 - Oh, why can't you girls just make this easy for me just once? 246 00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:41,865 - Girl, here, give me that thing. 247 00:11:41,906 --> 00:11:43,158 Here. 248 00:11:45,577 --> 00:11:47,287 - Mama, stop. I'm not a cow. 249 00:11:47,329 --> 00:11:48,913 - Look, you got to grab this tit, 250 00:11:48,955 --> 00:11:50,374 and you got to massage it 251 00:11:50,415 --> 00:11:52,376 till you get the milk ducts flowing, girl. 252 00:11:52,417 --> 00:11:54,545 - I know how to do it. Stop. 253 00:11:54,586 --> 00:11:57,881 - How are my four favorite ladies doing and my little man? 254 00:11:57,922 --> 00:12:01,385 - Well, I got them big, brown flying saucers working. 255 00:12:01,426 --> 00:12:05,180 That's right, Dominick, our job here is done. 256 00:12:05,222 --> 00:12:06,973 - Bye-bye, d. - Say, "bye-bye." 257 00:12:07,015 --> 00:12:09,767 - Bye-bye, d. 258 00:12:09,809 --> 00:12:12,437 - Ow. Amy, you biting me again. 259 00:12:12,479 --> 00:12:14,690 - What are you doing? Do not hit our daughter. 260 00:12:14,730 --> 00:12:16,732 It's just the nipple. - Just the nipple? 261 00:12:16,774 --> 00:12:18,068 Let's see how you like it. 262 00:12:18,109 --> 00:12:20,487 Ow! What are you doing? 263 00:12:20,529 --> 00:12:22,322 - Now look what you did. - What I did? 264 00:12:22,364 --> 00:12:24,074 You're the one titty twisting and moving her all around. 265 00:12:24,115 --> 00:12:25,783 - Shh. - Don't shush me. 266 00:12:25,825 --> 00:12:28,328 - Your turn. Hi, Gemma. 267 00:12:28,370 --> 00:12:30,664 Here we go, baby. 268 00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:31,747 We're gonna be good. 269 00:12:31,789 --> 00:12:33,458 Let's try it, okay? 270 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:35,085 You gonna do better than your sister? 271 00:12:35,126 --> 00:12:36,545 - You okay? She hit you? 272 00:12:36,587 --> 00:12:38,463 Mommy hit you? - Okay. 273 00:12:38,505 --> 00:12:40,924 Ow! Now she's biting me. - V! 274 00:12:40,965 --> 00:12:42,467 - No, I'm done. No more breast feeding. 275 00:12:42,509 --> 00:12:44,844 - What are you talking about? - I'm done. 276 00:12:44,886 --> 00:12:47,013 The milk bar is closed. We can go to formula. 277 00:12:47,055 --> 00:12:48,432 - No. No, no, no, absolutely not. 278 00:12:48,473 --> 00:12:49,891 We are not doing formula. 279 00:12:49,933 --> 00:12:51,184 They will grow up with asthma, 280 00:12:51,226 --> 00:12:52,894 and be short, and have no friends. 281 00:12:52,936 --> 00:12:54,396 - Kev, kids in this neighborhood. 282 00:12:54,438 --> 00:12:56,147 Are raised on kool-aid and powdered milk. 283 00:12:56,189 --> 00:12:57,566 Formula's a step up. 284 00:12:57,608 --> 00:12:59,817 - Gemma hasn't pooped in five days. 285 00:12:59,859 --> 00:13:01,027 Formula will make it worse. 286 00:13:01,069 --> 00:13:02,070 - Oh, god! 287 00:13:02,112 --> 00:13:03,488 I'm just so sick of this. 288 00:13:03,530 --> 00:13:05,407 It's "baby" this and "baby" that. 289 00:13:05,449 --> 00:13:08,619 You get to go to work all day, and I'm stuck here with "whiny" 290 00:13:08,660 --> 00:13:10,328 and "screamy." 291 00:13:10,370 --> 00:13:13,248 Just...here, she's driving me crazy. 292 00:13:13,290 --> 00:13:15,292 I'm done. 293 00:13:15,333 --> 00:13:17,294 I need some air. 294 00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:22,048 - What just happened? 295 00:13:22,090 --> 00:13:24,760 - Hey, sunshine. Liam and I are meeting Ian. 296 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,637 You want to come for a run with us? 297 00:13:26,678 --> 00:13:28,639 - No, I don't want to go for a run. I can't go for a run. 298 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:30,890 I probably won't be able to go for a run for another 18 years, 299 00:13:30,932 --> 00:13:33,268 not that I even ever went for a run, but if I wanted to, 300 00:13:33,310 --> 00:13:35,270 these milk jugs would give me two black eyes. 301 00:13:35,312 --> 00:13:37,439 - Rough morning? 302 00:13:37,481 --> 00:13:41,318 - I am covered in puke and piss and vomit. 303 00:13:41,359 --> 00:13:42,778 The other day I rubbed my eye, 304 00:13:42,818 --> 00:13:44,529 and I realized that there was baby poop 305 00:13:44,571 --> 00:13:46,281 underneath my fingernail. 306 00:13:46,323 --> 00:13:48,575 I want my boobs back. I want my life back. 307 00:13:48,617 --> 00:13:50,535 I want my husband back. 308 00:13:50,577 --> 00:13:52,621 - You haven't gotten laid lately, have you? 309 00:13:52,663 --> 00:13:55,248 - You're one to talk. You even fuck Sean yet? 310 00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:56,874 - Nah, just friends. 311 00:13:56,916 --> 00:13:58,502 I'm too gun-shy after going to jail. 312 00:13:58,543 --> 00:13:59,877 What's your excuse? 313 00:13:59,919 --> 00:14:02,046 - I'm too tired. Kev's too tired. 314 00:14:02,088 --> 00:14:04,424 One kid is screaming. The other one is colicky. 315 00:14:04,466 --> 00:14:05,509 I don't even know what colic is, 316 00:14:05,550 --> 00:14:06,593 but everybody says it. 317 00:14:06,635 --> 00:14:09,053 - Go home, take a shower, 318 00:14:09,095 --> 00:14:10,806 put on something slinky, 319 00:14:10,846 --> 00:14:12,516 and seduce your man. 320 00:14:12,557 --> 00:14:15,101 A little sex is gonna put everything into perspective. 321 00:14:15,143 --> 00:14:18,854 - Ugh. I'm not in the mood. 322 00:14:18,896 --> 00:14:20,148 Fine! 323 00:14:20,190 --> 00:14:22,984 I will go home and fuck my husband. 324 00:14:23,026 --> 00:14:25,529 - Maybe with a little more enthusiasm? 325 00:14:27,947 --> 00:14:30,241 - Sure you don't want to take my beamer for the summer? 326 00:14:30,283 --> 00:14:31,909 - And what, park it in my neighborhood? 327 00:14:31,951 --> 00:14:34,412 Yeah, not unless you want it back fully stripped. 328 00:14:34,454 --> 00:14:36,707 - Too much of a commitment, huh? 329 00:14:36,748 --> 00:14:38,458 Off-campus apartment, car. 330 00:14:40,877 --> 00:14:42,379 I got you something. 331 00:14:44,047 --> 00:14:45,298 - Thank you. 332 00:14:50,136 --> 00:14:52,430 It's a watch. - Fossil. 333 00:14:52,472 --> 00:14:54,474 They tried to get me to engrave something queer like, 334 00:14:54,516 --> 00:14:55,684 "until the end of time." 335 00:14:55,726 --> 00:14:57,143 - Or "make every second count." 336 00:15:00,313 --> 00:15:03,316 - Are you gonna date other people over the summer? 337 00:15:06,528 --> 00:15:08,154 - Don't know. 338 00:15:08,196 --> 00:15:10,657 You? 339 00:15:10,699 --> 00:15:13,493 - I don't know. 340 00:15:13,535 --> 00:15:15,829 - I guess it's settled then. 341 00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:17,748 - I guess so. 342 00:15:27,924 --> 00:15:29,760 Bye. 343 00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:58,663 - Here. - Oh, thank you, frank. 344 00:15:58,705 --> 00:16:00,791 - I need a clamp or something. 345 00:16:00,832 --> 00:16:02,208 - Look at you. 346 00:16:02,250 --> 00:16:03,919 You've done a wonderful job 347 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,045 maintaining your weight, frank. 348 00:16:06,087 --> 00:16:08,172 - Yeah, a regular blimp. 349 00:16:08,214 --> 00:16:10,174 - How are your headaches? 350 00:16:10,216 --> 00:16:14,011 - You can't feel a person's headache by touching his head. 351 00:16:14,053 --> 00:16:16,055 That's true. 352 00:16:16,097 --> 00:16:17,724 How's the depression? 353 00:16:17,766 --> 00:16:20,184 The doctor says exercise could help. 354 00:16:20,226 --> 00:16:22,854 I could do it with you. - Sheils, sheils, stop. 355 00:16:22,896 --> 00:16:25,106 Every morning, okay? 356 00:16:25,148 --> 00:16:26,441 - Okay. 357 00:16:26,483 --> 00:16:27,901 - That's what I need. 358 00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:28,985 - I made breakfast. 359 00:16:29,026 --> 00:16:31,070 - No, do we have any bacon? 360 00:16:31,112 --> 00:16:32,614 I need it for my project. 361 00:16:32,656 --> 00:16:35,283 - No, just French toast. Would that work? 362 00:16:35,325 --> 00:16:37,452 - I'm not hungry. 363 00:16:37,494 --> 00:16:39,746 - Are you experiencing a loss of appetite? 364 00:16:39,788 --> 00:16:41,915 - No, I...Christ! 365 00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,207 - Oh. 366 00:16:43,249 --> 00:16:45,084 - What happened to that socket wrench? 367 00:16:45,126 --> 00:16:50,340 - Frank, what...What is this secret project of yours? 368 00:16:50,381 --> 00:16:53,510 - Well, it wouldn't be a secret if I told you. 369 00:16:53,551 --> 00:16:54,761 - I like French toast. 370 00:16:54,803 --> 00:16:57,806 - Oh. Ah, well, you know what? 371 00:16:57,848 --> 00:16:59,891 I bet your mom is home making breakfast. 372 00:16:59,933 --> 00:17:01,852 Why don't you go see? 373 00:17:01,893 --> 00:17:04,479 Morning, dad. 374 00:17:04,521 --> 00:17:06,690 - Want me to go get you medications? 375 00:17:06,731 --> 00:17:09,025 - Oh, he did that ages ago. 376 00:17:09,066 --> 00:17:10,610 - I could help you 377 00:17:10,652 --> 00:17:12,278 with your blood pressure, take your temperature. 378 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:14,071 - Done and done by those of us 379 00:17:14,113 --> 00:17:15,740 who didn't have a man in our trailer 380 00:17:15,782 --> 00:17:17,868 and kicked their son out. 381 00:17:17,909 --> 00:17:19,619 - That's rinaldo. 382 00:17:19,661 --> 00:17:22,330 I left him alone in the rv to do his morning constitutional. 383 00:17:22,372 --> 00:17:25,876 Come in! Dad, come say hi. 384 00:17:25,917 --> 00:17:28,169 - Hey, babe. - Mm-hmm. 385 00:17:28,211 --> 00:17:29,963 Dad, you know rinaldo. 386 00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:31,798 - Frank. - Hi. 387 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:34,551 - Well, we don't have enough food for your friend. 388 00:17:34,592 --> 00:17:38,763 - Oh, that's all right. I'll just take java. 389 00:17:38,805 --> 00:17:41,265 - You can have some of mine. 390 00:17:41,307 --> 00:17:43,935 - Are you my father? - Don't think so, kiddo. 391 00:17:47,397 --> 00:17:49,900 Frank! Frank! 392 00:17:49,941 --> 00:17:52,569 You have got to do something about your daughter. 393 00:17:52,610 --> 00:17:55,238 She's dying for parental boundaries. 394 00:17:55,279 --> 00:17:58,157 - Dad, can you take your grandson to school today? 395 00:17:58,199 --> 00:18:00,994 - Uh, can't. Work. 396 00:18:01,036 --> 00:18:02,412 - I could come down and help you... 397 00:18:06,708 --> 00:18:08,167 Guess rinaldo and me will have to find 398 00:18:08,209 --> 00:18:09,544 something else to do then. 399 00:18:09,586 --> 00:18:12,923 Oh. 400 00:18:12,964 --> 00:18:14,507 - Uh, hello? 401 00:18:14,549 --> 00:18:16,634 Um, hi. 402 00:18:16,676 --> 00:18:19,262 Yeah. - Oh, yeah. 403 00:18:19,303 --> 00:18:23,808 - Um, I know that you're acting out your father issues 404 00:18:23,850 --> 00:18:26,394 by dying your hair with that trashy peroxide 405 00:18:26,436 --> 00:18:29,022 and dry humping that man on my couch, 406 00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:30,899 but I don't think it's nice 407 00:18:30,941 --> 00:18:36,071 to expose your child to this behavior. 408 00:18:36,112 --> 00:18:37,363 - You're not my mother. 409 00:18:39,574 --> 00:18:41,409 My hummel! 410 00:18:41,451 --> 00:18:43,286 - I could go for a Hummer. 411 00:18:43,327 --> 00:18:46,539 - It's a hummel, not a Hummer. 412 00:18:46,581 --> 00:18:48,332 You know how expensive this was? 413 00:18:48,374 --> 00:18:50,418 What's in here? 414 00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:53,046 - You know what? Why don't we, um... 415 00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:55,632 Why don't I just take you to school? 416 00:18:55,673 --> 00:18:56,674 Mm. 417 00:19:00,219 --> 00:19:02,221 - A yoga studio in this neighborhood? 418 00:19:02,263 --> 00:19:06,977 - Probably just a front for some drug laundering operation. 419 00:19:07,018 --> 00:19:09,813 Hey, did you have a chance to call that doctor? 420 00:19:09,854 --> 00:19:12,273 - Which one? - From the clinic. 421 00:19:12,315 --> 00:19:14,400 - No, no. I'm good. 422 00:19:14,442 --> 00:19:17,612 - Well, probably the best time to go when you're feeling good. 423 00:19:17,654 --> 00:19:19,739 - Why is that? - Just to have a plan of action 424 00:19:19,781 --> 00:19:21,950 for when things aren't so good again. 425 00:19:21,992 --> 00:19:24,077 - Just a one-time thing. 426 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:26,079 - Don't you want to have a doctor tell you that? 427 00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:29,040 Just give you some meds, do a few tests. 428 00:19:29,082 --> 00:19:31,042 - Look, I don't have what Monica has. 429 00:19:31,084 --> 00:19:33,252 - I know. It just seemed similar. 430 00:19:33,294 --> 00:19:35,046 Mood swings, depression. 431 00:19:35,088 --> 00:19:37,090 - There's too much coke down at the club. 432 00:19:37,132 --> 00:19:40,010 I mean, that shit makes you crazy...Highs and lows. 433 00:19:40,051 --> 00:19:41,218 I've cut way back. 434 00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:42,637 - Good. Good. 435 00:19:42,679 --> 00:19:44,722 Odds are one of us is gonna get it, right? 436 00:19:44,764 --> 00:19:49,352 It's not our fault, just fucking genetics Russian roulette. 437 00:19:49,393 --> 00:19:50,937 - I'm betting it'll be Carl. 438 00:19:50,979 --> 00:19:54,231 Race you to the lamp post! 439 00:20:00,613 --> 00:20:02,949 - Um, excuse me, may I give you one of these? 440 00:20:02,991 --> 00:20:04,826 - Uh, no, thank you. I already accepted Jesus 441 00:20:04,868 --> 00:20:06,202 as my lord and savior. 442 00:20:06,243 --> 00:20:08,371 Try three houses down. They're Muslim. 443 00:20:15,294 --> 00:20:16,796 - Good job, debs. 444 00:20:16,838 --> 00:20:18,255 - Yeah. 445 00:20:18,297 --> 00:20:20,341 - We said a dollar, right? 446 00:20:20,383 --> 00:20:22,010 - Yeah, if I were still five years old. 447 00:20:22,052 --> 00:20:25,138 10 bucks, cough it up. 448 00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:27,431 - All right. But for this amount, 449 00:20:27,473 --> 00:20:29,142 I'm gonna need your help tonight. 450 00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:31,561 - Can't. Family dinner at Fiona's restaurant. 451 00:20:31,602 --> 00:20:33,479 Lip finished his first year of college. 452 00:20:33,521 --> 00:20:34,355 - Hey. 453 00:20:36,482 --> 00:20:37,692 I'll be there. 454 00:20:37,734 --> 00:20:39,069 - I don't think you're invited. 455 00:20:39,110 --> 00:20:41,154 - Do you know if we have any bacon at home? 456 00:20:41,196 --> 00:20:42,530 - Maybe. 457 00:20:42,572 --> 00:20:44,323 What are you doing down there? 458 00:20:44,365 --> 00:20:46,201 - You'll know soon enough. 459 00:20:46,242 --> 00:20:47,535 Meet me in the park later. 460 00:20:47,577 --> 00:20:49,328 We'll go to the restaurant together. 461 00:20:57,045 --> 00:21:01,007 - Oh, daddy, you caught me. 462 00:21:01,049 --> 00:21:02,967 Am I in trouble? 463 00:21:11,267 --> 00:21:12,977 - Hey, babe, you feeling better? 464 00:21:13,019 --> 00:21:14,270 - Shower did me good. 465 00:21:14,311 --> 00:21:15,730 What you doing? 466 00:21:15,772 --> 00:21:18,066 - Just online before I have to go to work. 467 00:21:18,108 --> 00:21:21,111 - I've got something better you can do before you go to work. 468 00:21:21,152 --> 00:21:23,529 - Ooh, @bensmommy just responded to my question. 469 00:21:23,571 --> 00:21:25,073 - What? 470 00:21:25,115 --> 00:21:26,490 - Yeah, I'm in a mommy and me chatroom, 471 00:21:26,532 --> 00:21:28,201 and I'm asking these women 472 00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:29,953 how to get the twins to stop biting your nipples. 473 00:21:29,994 --> 00:21:32,122 - I know how to get 'em to stop...Feed 'em formula. 474 00:21:32,163 --> 00:21:33,623 - It says here that if you rub your nipples 475 00:21:33,664 --> 00:21:35,833 with a loofah 20 minutes a day, 476 00:21:35,875 --> 00:21:38,294 it'll toughen them up. - Ken. 477 00:21:38,335 --> 00:21:40,588 - I'm gonna ask them how to get Gemma to start pooping. 478 00:21:40,630 --> 00:21:42,924 - Kevin ball. - Yeah, what? 479 00:21:42,966 --> 00:21:45,551 - Put the computer down right now. 480 00:21:45,593 --> 00:21:47,428 - Yes, ma'am. 481 00:21:50,431 --> 00:21:53,350 Wait...wait a minute. 482 00:21:53,392 --> 00:21:56,020 You hear Amy crying? - She'll calm herself. 483 00:21:56,062 --> 00:21:57,605 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 484 00:21:57,647 --> 00:22:00,191 I read it in a mommy and me chatroom. 485 00:22:00,233 --> 00:22:01,400 - Are you fucking with me? 486 00:22:01,442 --> 00:22:02,986 - A little. 487 00:22:03,027 --> 00:22:05,529 But I'd like to fuck with you more. 488 00:22:05,571 --> 00:22:07,115 - Mm. Oh. 489 00:22:07,157 --> 00:22:08,658 Yes, please. 490 00:22:11,410 --> 00:22:12,411 - Mm. 491 00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:18,501 What are you doing? - What? 492 00:22:18,542 --> 00:22:20,253 - You're not even getting hard. 493 00:22:20,295 --> 00:22:22,379 - I...i don't know what's wrong with me. 494 00:22:22,421 --> 00:22:24,423 - You're more into the babies than you are me. 495 00:22:24,465 --> 00:22:26,217 - No, it's not true. - I bet you 496 00:22:26,259 --> 00:22:28,052 if they were here sucking your dick you'd be into it. 497 00:22:28,094 --> 00:22:31,806 - Jesus, v, do not talk about our angels like that. 498 00:22:31,848 --> 00:22:35,143 - You'd rather be on a website than let me suck your dick? 499 00:22:35,185 --> 00:22:38,395 - Ugh. I'm sorry that I care about their well-being. 500 00:22:38,437 --> 00:22:40,606 - What about my well-being? - Look, we had two babies. 501 00:22:40,648 --> 00:22:42,399 Life is different now. 502 00:22:42,441 --> 00:22:43,860 - I'll show you different. 503 00:22:43,901 --> 00:22:45,236 - What are you doing? 504 00:22:45,278 --> 00:22:46,821 - I'm going to work at the alibi. 505 00:22:46,863 --> 00:22:49,032 You can stay here. 506 00:22:49,073 --> 00:22:51,075 - What? - Good luck taking care 507 00:22:51,117 --> 00:22:53,244 of your babies. And we need formula! 508 00:24:24,085 --> 00:24:25,378 - Hey, careful with those barcaloungers. 509 00:24:25,420 --> 00:24:26,963 - You got it, boss. 510 00:24:27,004 --> 00:24:29,090 - Looks like you have everything under control here. 511 00:24:29,132 --> 00:24:30,758 - Yes, ma'am. 512 00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:32,218 - We're gonna head up to the bridgeport house. 513 00:24:32,260 --> 00:24:33,594 - Okay. Shouldn't take us much longer. 514 00:24:33,636 --> 00:24:34,887 We'll meet you there in a few hours. 515 00:24:34,929 --> 00:24:36,471 - You will be careful with the piano? 516 00:24:36,513 --> 00:24:38,891 - Absolutely. 517 00:24:38,933 --> 00:24:40,643 Hey, tie those down. 518 00:24:40,684 --> 00:24:41,685 We don't want them moving around. 519 00:24:51,779 --> 00:24:54,157 Bye, little guy. 520 00:25:03,791 --> 00:25:05,835 - Debs, Carl, what's going on? 521 00:25:05,876 --> 00:25:07,420 - I hate you stupid bitches! 522 00:25:07,462 --> 00:25:09,380 - Well, how was your last day of school, debs? 523 00:25:09,422 --> 00:25:10,756 Is there anything you want to 524 00:25:10,798 --> 00:25:11,966 talk about? - No. 525 00:25:12,008 --> 00:25:14,718 - Yo, fuckwad. 526 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,304 - Hey, what's going on, stumpy? 527 00:25:16,346 --> 00:25:18,264 - I got some new piercings. - Yeah, I can see that. 528 00:25:18,306 --> 00:25:20,224 - And I picked up some herb for our guys. 529 00:25:20,266 --> 00:25:22,352 You want to come? - Eh... 530 00:25:22,393 --> 00:25:24,187 Yeah, sure. Look, 531 00:25:24,228 --> 00:25:27,106 I'm just gonna be over there if you need anything, okay? 532 00:25:27,148 --> 00:25:28,816 - Look who I found trolling the streets. 533 00:25:28,858 --> 00:25:30,067 - Yo. 534 00:25:30,109 --> 00:25:31,735 - There he is. - Oh, there he is. 535 00:25:31,777 --> 00:25:34,571 - Lip, heard you been up at college or some shit? 536 00:25:34,613 --> 00:25:36,740 - Yeah, yeah. I've been over there a while. 537 00:25:36,782 --> 00:25:38,284 What's going on with you guys? 538 00:25:38,326 --> 00:25:40,495 - Shit. Same old crap. - Yeah. 539 00:25:40,535 --> 00:25:42,621 Did you bang a bunch of coeds up at school? 540 00:25:42,663 --> 00:25:44,165 - Yeah, sure. 541 00:25:44,207 --> 00:25:46,541 Hey, you still at your dad's chop shop, Wayne? 542 00:25:46,583 --> 00:25:48,085 - Ah, when he gets the work. 543 00:25:48,127 --> 00:25:49,544 Towelheads are getting most of the scrap now. 544 00:25:49,586 --> 00:25:53,174 Stumpy knocked up Gloria hu. - Oh, shit. 545 00:25:53,216 --> 00:25:55,176 - She squirted a kid out, like, two months ago. 546 00:25:55,218 --> 00:25:57,053 I ain't convinced it's mine though. 547 00:25:57,094 --> 00:25:59,180 I'm saving up to get one of those DNA tests. 548 00:25:59,222 --> 00:26:00,473 - Right. 549 00:26:00,515 --> 00:26:02,392 - Look at that fancy watch. - Ooh. 550 00:26:02,433 --> 00:26:04,685 - They giving those out up at college? 551 00:26:04,727 --> 00:26:07,021 - No, I swiped it from a kid's dorm room. 552 00:26:07,063 --> 00:26:09,273 It's the rich prick's fault for leaving his door unlocked. 553 00:26:09,315 --> 00:26:11,108 - Oh, look at this pretty lady, 554 00:26:11,150 --> 00:26:13,236 some dust my uncle scored for me. 555 00:26:13,277 --> 00:26:14,737 - Fucking put that shit on the weed. 556 00:26:14,778 --> 00:26:15,905 - Holding out on us. 557 00:26:15,946 --> 00:26:17,448 - Yo, guys, I got to split, all right? 558 00:26:17,490 --> 00:26:19,283 - No, no, come on. - Hey, it's good shit, 559 00:26:19,325 --> 00:26:20,910 did some last night at Lauren chambers' party. 560 00:26:20,951 --> 00:26:22,953 - No, I'll hang later. I haven't been home yet. 561 00:26:22,995 --> 00:26:25,122 - All right, pussy, see you later. 562 00:26:25,164 --> 00:26:27,458 - Hook that shit up, stump. 563 00:26:31,879 --> 00:26:34,298 - Here's your check. 564 00:26:34,340 --> 00:26:35,841 Be right back to take your order. 565 00:26:38,010 --> 00:26:39,845 Gonna have your food right out. 566 00:26:39,887 --> 00:26:41,222 Hey, Angela. 567 00:26:41,264 --> 00:26:43,099 - Hi, Fiona. - You know what you want? 568 00:26:43,140 --> 00:26:45,309 - I do. 569 00:26:45,351 --> 00:26:47,228 I'll take the blueberry pie this time. 570 00:26:47,270 --> 00:26:48,771 - You got it. Cup of coffee? 571 00:26:48,812 --> 00:26:50,356 - Yep. How's life? 572 00:26:50,398 --> 00:26:51,399 Been seeing anybody? 573 00:26:51,441 --> 00:26:53,025 - Nah. I'm boring these days. 574 00:26:53,067 --> 00:26:55,528 Doubt that. 575 00:26:55,570 --> 00:26:57,988 Polo, can you get Angela a cup of coffee 576 00:26:58,030 --> 00:27:00,074 and a slice of blueberry? - Yes, miss Fiona. 577 00:27:00,116 --> 00:27:02,118 - Adam, I swear I ordered it. 578 00:27:02,159 --> 00:27:04,245 It's on the check, chicken parmesan. 579 00:27:04,287 --> 00:27:05,788 No, come on. The customer's already 580 00:27:05,829 --> 00:27:07,206 so pissed at me. What is going on? 581 00:27:07,248 --> 00:27:08,665 - Here, have my chicken parm. 582 00:27:08,707 --> 00:27:09,875 Can you make another one fast, please? 583 00:27:09,917 --> 00:27:11,544 - Thank you, thank you, thank you. 584 00:27:11,586 --> 00:27:12,753 - That oriental chick, Angela, 585 00:27:12,795 --> 00:27:14,380 just asked me how much you make here. 586 00:27:14,422 --> 00:27:16,340 - I don't know what her deal is. - I do. 587 00:27:16,382 --> 00:27:18,509 She wants some Fiona pie. 588 00:27:18,551 --> 00:27:20,010 - Is everybody okay? 589 00:27:20,052 --> 00:27:23,013 - Wanda's sexually harassing me. 590 00:27:23,055 --> 00:27:24,557 - Well, I'll spank her later. 591 00:27:24,599 --> 00:27:27,477 - Her? What about me? 592 00:27:27,518 --> 00:27:28,978 - Uh, the guys from jezebel just came in. 593 00:27:29,019 --> 00:27:31,272 They asked for you. Table 13. - Oh, goodie. 594 00:27:31,314 --> 00:27:34,567 Well, if you won't spank me, maybe their lead singer will. 595 00:27:38,028 --> 00:27:40,448 Here you go, cheeseburger, 596 00:27:40,490 --> 00:27:42,617 spaghetti and meatballs for the gentleman. 597 00:27:42,657 --> 00:27:43,909 I'll get you another iced tea. 598 00:27:43,951 --> 00:27:45,369 - Okay, thanks. 599 00:27:49,332 --> 00:27:51,000 - Left you a hundred bucks again? 600 00:27:51,041 --> 00:27:52,960 - Yeah. - Got to send her to my section 601 00:27:53,002 --> 00:27:54,253 at least once. 602 00:28:01,302 --> 00:28:03,262 - Hi, guys. - Hey. 603 00:28:03,304 --> 00:28:04,639 - Hey, Fiona. - Hey, darling. 604 00:28:04,679 --> 00:28:06,516 - Leftover pie? - Thank you very much. 605 00:28:06,557 --> 00:28:07,600 - You are so welcome. 606 00:28:09,059 --> 00:28:10,727 - Can you stare a little harder? 607 00:28:10,769 --> 00:28:12,229 Get back to work. 608 00:28:14,106 --> 00:28:17,360 - Hello? 609 00:28:17,401 --> 00:28:18,653 Hello? 610 00:28:21,822 --> 00:28:23,073 Hello? 611 00:28:46,681 --> 00:28:50,893 Oh, god damn it! 612 00:28:50,934 --> 00:28:55,772 What kind of a woman has sex in another woman's living room? 613 00:28:55,814 --> 00:28:58,108 For god sakes! 614 00:29:08,744 --> 00:29:14,124 Oh...no...she...didn't! 615 00:29:23,175 --> 00:29:25,428 My sex toys? Ah! 616 00:29:41,193 --> 00:29:42,903 Frank! 617 00:29:44,739 --> 00:29:46,449 Frank! - I told you, 618 00:29:46,490 --> 00:29:48,367 I'm not ready to share my project yet, sheils. 619 00:29:48,409 --> 00:29:50,244 - It's not about your project. 620 00:29:50,286 --> 00:29:52,955 It's about Sammi. 621 00:29:52,996 --> 00:29:56,375 Ever since you got better, she is really acting out. 622 00:29:56,417 --> 00:29:59,128 - A grown woman can do what she likes. 623 00:29:59,169 --> 00:30:01,672 - Well, she has real issues. 624 00:30:01,714 --> 00:30:03,507 I mean, if you don't start playing daddy, 625 00:30:03,549 --> 00:30:05,342 things are only gonna get worse. 626 00:30:05,384 --> 00:30:07,386 - I'm busy. Got a lot of work. 627 00:30:07,428 --> 00:30:09,305 - Well, frank, 628 00:30:09,346 --> 00:30:11,432 if you're not gonna do anything about it, then I don't want her 629 00:30:11,474 --> 00:30:14,477 and that chuckie thing in my house anymore. 630 00:30:14,518 --> 00:30:16,145 - Well, fine. 631 00:30:16,186 --> 00:30:17,772 Whatever. 632 00:30:17,813 --> 00:30:19,148 - Really? That's it? 633 00:30:19,189 --> 00:30:20,441 - Sure. 634 00:30:22,777 --> 00:30:24,320 What do I care? 635 00:30:24,361 --> 00:30:27,657 - Oh, well, good. I'm glad we had this talk. 636 00:30:45,466 --> 00:30:46,509 - What's going on, Ian? 637 00:30:46,550 --> 00:30:48,469 How you doing? 638 00:30:48,511 --> 00:30:50,304 - Hey, kev. What's up? 639 00:30:50,346 --> 00:30:52,848 - Just looking for something to get Gemma to go poop. 640 00:30:52,889 --> 00:30:54,391 Oh, hey, Liam. 641 00:30:54,433 --> 00:30:57,019 Hey, yev, uh, whatever your name is. 642 00:30:57,060 --> 00:30:58,979 You got any suggestions? 643 00:30:59,021 --> 00:31:02,733 - Pureed pears and glycerin suppository work for this guy. 644 00:31:02,775 --> 00:31:03,734 Diaper aisle. 645 00:31:03,776 --> 00:31:05,319 - Thanks, man. 646 00:31:05,361 --> 00:31:07,655 Hey, let me ask you something. 647 00:31:07,697 --> 00:31:09,281 You still breast feed? 648 00:31:09,323 --> 00:31:12,117 I mean, well, not you, but I mean, you know, Svetlana. 649 00:31:12,159 --> 00:31:13,828 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's into it. 650 00:31:13,869 --> 00:31:16,539 It's, uh, good for the baby's immune system. 651 00:31:16,580 --> 00:31:17,956 - I knew it. 652 00:31:17,998 --> 00:31:19,458 - Plus, it's free, right? 653 00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:21,669 - Forgot that argument. 654 00:31:23,212 --> 00:31:25,297 Are you cool with this dude cruising you? 655 00:31:25,339 --> 00:31:26,882 - Yeah, I'm fine with it. 656 00:31:26,923 --> 00:31:29,635 - All right, well, let me know if you want me to rough him up. 657 00:31:29,677 --> 00:31:30,927 - Okay. 658 00:32:07,089 --> 00:32:08,257 - About time. - Fuck you. 659 00:32:08,298 --> 00:32:09,925 I didn't know she had a piano. 660 00:32:09,966 --> 00:32:12,636 You know the deal. You got five minutes to look. 661 00:32:12,678 --> 00:32:14,597 It's three bedrooms, some den thing. 662 00:32:14,638 --> 00:32:16,306 It's a 60615 zip code. 663 00:32:16,348 --> 00:32:17,974 It's good shit. 664 00:32:18,016 --> 00:32:20,227 - How much for the barcaloungers? 665 00:32:20,269 --> 00:32:21,687 - I got to do this with you again? 666 00:32:21,729 --> 00:32:23,439 It's not a fucking antique road show. 667 00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:25,107 You bid on the whole thing or nothing at all. 668 00:32:25,148 --> 00:32:26,734 - Shit. 669 00:32:26,776 --> 00:32:28,402 I like barcaloungers. 670 00:32:28,444 --> 00:32:30,446 - Great, buy the truck and get your barcaloungers. 671 00:32:30,487 --> 00:32:32,030 Think I'm gonna stand around here selling each piece 672 00:32:32,072 --> 00:32:34,074 for 5 bucks like it's a fucking yard sale? 673 00:32:34,116 --> 00:32:35,451 - Give you 4 grand for the lot. 674 00:32:35,492 --> 00:32:37,703 - 4. - I'll give you $4,500. 675 00:32:37,745 --> 00:32:40,664 - Anyone else? - 5 grand. 676 00:32:40,706 --> 00:32:43,083 - $5,300. I want those barcaloungers. 677 00:32:43,125 --> 00:32:45,878 - Yeah, we know. - Nah, I'm out. 678 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:48,004 - Yeah, me too. 679 00:32:48,046 --> 00:32:50,716 - Sold to the man with the barcalounger fetish. 680 00:32:56,221 --> 00:32:57,514 - It's all there? - It's there. 681 00:32:57,556 --> 00:32:58,808 - All right. 682 00:33:07,900 --> 00:33:09,151 - Need a ride? 683 00:33:11,946 --> 00:33:13,363 - You're late. 684 00:33:13,405 --> 00:33:14,657 - Grocery store was busy. 685 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,667 - Come on, v, free pour like kev does. 686 00:33:24,708 --> 00:33:26,502 - That's why the bar's losing money. 687 00:33:31,507 --> 00:33:33,425 - Yum, it tastes just like tonic water. 688 00:33:35,928 --> 00:33:37,053 - Lip. 689 00:33:37,095 --> 00:33:38,472 - Hey, v. 690 00:33:38,514 --> 00:33:40,724 Hey, Tommy. - Hey, lip. 691 00:33:40,766 --> 00:33:42,768 - Sammi. 692 00:33:42,810 --> 00:33:45,061 - When did Sammi start hanging out at the alibi? 693 00:33:45,103 --> 00:33:47,731 - That girl is hornier than a three-peckered Billy goat. 694 00:33:47,773 --> 00:33:49,650 Stop it. 695 00:33:49,692 --> 00:33:51,360 - So what brings you here, college boy? 696 00:33:51,401 --> 00:33:53,153 - Well, I came to get the details about the job. 697 00:33:53,195 --> 00:33:55,405 - Yeah, what job's that? Hey, get college a beer here, 698 00:33:55,447 --> 00:33:56,657 will you, v? - Demo'ing. 699 00:33:56,699 --> 00:33:57,992 Are you still doing that? - Yep. 700 00:33:58,033 --> 00:33:59,702 About to start a big cleanup. 701 00:33:59,743 --> 00:34:02,078 They knocked over sunny days on halsted this morning. 702 00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:03,372 - Great. I'm in. 703 00:34:03,413 --> 00:34:05,248 - Like hell you are. 704 00:34:05,290 --> 00:34:06,583 - Well, you promised me a job. 705 00:34:06,625 --> 00:34:08,293 - Yeah? How drunk was I? 706 00:34:08,335 --> 00:34:11,213 - I...i need the money for school, okay? 707 00:34:11,254 --> 00:34:13,256 - I don't hire college pussies like you. 708 00:34:13,298 --> 00:34:14,800 Try the gap on Michigan. 709 00:34:14,842 --> 00:34:16,301 - Too late in the summer to get another job. 710 00:34:16,343 --> 00:34:18,387 We had a deal. 711 00:34:18,428 --> 00:34:20,305 - You're an idiot. I'm just busting your balls. 712 00:34:20,347 --> 00:34:22,016 - Fuck you. 713 00:34:22,057 --> 00:34:23,809 - First day of work you'll be crying like a baby, 714 00:34:23,851 --> 00:34:25,936 begging to go home by lunch. - Yeah, we'll see. 715 00:34:25,978 --> 00:34:28,313 - Hey, be sure to write your blood type on your boots 716 00:34:28,355 --> 00:34:29,940 for when you sever a limb. 717 00:34:29,982 --> 00:34:31,525 - Oh, boots? I was gonna wear flip-flops. 718 00:34:33,068 --> 00:34:35,905 I'm gonna enjoy fucking with you all summer. 719 00:34:35,946 --> 00:34:36,989 - Welcome home, lip. 720 00:34:37,031 --> 00:34:38,866 - Thanks, v. 721 00:34:38,908 --> 00:34:40,492 "Flip-flops." 722 00:34:40,534 --> 00:34:42,327 - How do you not have any tattoos? 723 00:34:42,369 --> 00:34:44,204 I don't believe you for a second. 724 00:34:44,246 --> 00:34:45,873 - Well, it's true. 725 00:34:45,915 --> 00:34:50,085 Maybe I'll let you do a full body scan sometime. 726 00:34:50,126 --> 00:34:51,754 - Come see our show tonight, huh? 727 00:34:51,795 --> 00:34:54,423 - No, I wish I could. I turn into a pumpkin at 9:00. 728 00:34:54,464 --> 00:34:56,800 - What if I come by after my gig? 729 00:35:00,345 --> 00:35:02,264 You text me... 730 00:35:02,305 --> 00:35:05,059 If you're feeling Randy. 731 00:35:05,100 --> 00:35:06,393 - Okay. 732 00:35:22,076 --> 00:35:24,745 - Girl, Davis is all over you. 733 00:35:24,787 --> 00:35:27,748 - Dude is fire, and that accent? 734 00:35:27,790 --> 00:35:30,584 Ugh, falls in the bad choice category. 735 00:35:30,626 --> 00:35:33,003 I should know. 736 00:35:33,045 --> 00:35:34,546 God, you scared me. 737 00:35:34,588 --> 00:35:37,007 - That's for you. - Thanks, Fiona. 738 00:35:37,049 --> 00:35:38,258 - Yeah, see you, Fiona. 739 00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:39,843 - Bye, guys. - Take care. 740 00:35:39,885 --> 00:35:43,138 - Maybe I'll see you later, huh? 741 00:35:43,179 --> 00:35:44,514 - Mm. 742 00:35:44,556 --> 00:35:46,516 Both: "Maybe I'll see you later." 743 00:35:48,435 --> 00:35:49,686 - Did he leave a good tip? 744 00:35:49,728 --> 00:35:51,187 - Wait, he only gave you the tip? 745 00:35:51,229 --> 00:35:53,273 He didn't stick the whole thing in? 746 00:35:53,315 --> 00:35:54,650 - Be careful. He's a musician. 747 00:35:54,691 --> 00:35:56,652 You never know where that tip's been. 748 00:35:56,693 --> 00:35:59,279 - Aw, are you jealous, Sean? - Who's coming with me? 749 00:35:59,321 --> 00:36:01,197 I'm heading out to the meeting. - Yeah, I'm coming. 750 00:36:01,239 --> 00:36:02,365 - No, I can't. Working double. 751 00:36:02,407 --> 00:36:03,993 - Fiona? 752 00:36:04,034 --> 00:36:06,662 - Uh, nah, family's coming in for early dinner. 753 00:36:06,703 --> 00:36:08,538 I'm gonna stick around and wait on them. 754 00:36:08,580 --> 00:36:10,958 - Well, I'll be back later to say hi and meet lip. 755 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:12,334 - Okay, great. 756 00:36:16,797 --> 00:36:18,465 - Hey. 757 00:36:18,507 --> 00:36:20,383 - Why'd you want to meet here? 758 00:36:20,425 --> 00:36:21,969 - Get me some of those wood chips. 759 00:36:22,011 --> 00:36:23,637 Would you? Put them in here. 760 00:36:23,679 --> 00:36:25,555 - For your work project? 761 00:36:25,597 --> 00:36:28,183 - Yeah. 762 00:36:28,224 --> 00:36:29,977 - Why can't you do this yourself? 763 00:36:30,019 --> 00:36:32,437 - A grown man digging at the feet of kids 764 00:36:32,479 --> 00:36:34,314 looks a little pervy, don't you think? 765 00:36:34,356 --> 00:36:36,733 - This is gonna cost you more money. 766 00:36:36,775 --> 00:36:39,111 - What you got? 767 00:36:39,153 --> 00:36:40,946 That's good. 768 00:36:40,988 --> 00:36:42,322 Come on. 769 00:36:42,364 --> 00:36:44,282 We're gonna be late for dinner. 770 00:36:47,327 --> 00:36:49,412 - Thank you. 771 00:36:49,454 --> 00:36:51,957 Okay, see, chuckie, 772 00:36:51,999 --> 00:36:55,044 it's not that I don't want you at my house anymore, 773 00:36:55,085 --> 00:36:58,505 or your mom, it's just that... Look, this is where you belong. 774 00:36:58,547 --> 00:37:00,132 This is your house, 775 00:37:00,174 --> 00:37:02,009 and you're welcome to come and visit sometimes, 776 00:37:02,051 --> 00:37:04,344 but you have to call first, okay? 777 00:37:04,386 --> 00:37:06,930 You have to ask your mom and call first. 778 00:37:06,972 --> 00:37:09,975 And sometimes I'll say yes, and sometimes I'll say no, 779 00:37:10,017 --> 00:37:12,019 but that's just how families work. 780 00:37:12,061 --> 00:37:14,688 See, there's boundaries that aren't supposed to be crossed, 781 00:37:14,730 --> 00:37:18,067 and somehow your mother just never learned that. 782 00:37:18,108 --> 00:37:22,029 But that's the good news is I'm here to teach you. 783 00:37:22,071 --> 00:37:24,322 - But what if mom brings home another man from the bar? 784 00:37:26,366 --> 00:37:29,285 - You just put a pillow over your head 785 00:37:29,327 --> 00:37:30,996 and wait for her to be finished. 786 00:37:31,038 --> 00:37:32,998 Okay, bye, chuckie. 787 00:37:35,751 --> 00:37:38,170 Chuckie, why don't you just lock the door? 788 00:37:40,505 --> 00:37:44,843 Chuckie, lock the goddamn door. 789 00:37:47,303 --> 00:37:48,638 Jesus. 790 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:50,849 - Yay. All: To summer. 791 00:37:50,891 --> 00:37:52,684 - And to lip's first year of college, 792 00:37:52,726 --> 00:37:55,062 may you all follow in his footsteps. 793 00:37:55,104 --> 00:37:57,814 All: To lip. - Yes, thank you, guys. 794 00:37:57,856 --> 00:37:59,900 - Frank. 795 00:37:59,942 --> 00:38:02,027 - To lip. 796 00:38:02,069 --> 00:38:03,653 - You sure you should be drinking, frank? 797 00:38:03,695 --> 00:38:05,239 - You think a brand-new, untainted liver's 798 00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:07,532 gonna stop him? - After extensive research 799 00:38:07,574 --> 00:38:09,034 and weeks of testing, I've determined 800 00:38:09,076 --> 00:38:11,745 my liver can support one beer a day. 801 00:38:11,787 --> 00:38:14,081 I am now a cheap date. 802 00:38:14,123 --> 00:38:18,085 I'm buzzed already like an anemic ten-year-old girl. 803 00:38:18,127 --> 00:38:19,461 - Who's ready for pie? 804 00:38:19,502 --> 00:38:21,880 - I want to taste cherry pie. - Ugh. 805 00:38:21,922 --> 00:38:23,882 - Any more of that Salisbury steak? 806 00:38:23,924 --> 00:38:25,134 - Yeah, if I pay for it. 807 00:38:25,175 --> 00:38:26,593 - I tell you what, get me an order, 808 00:38:26,635 --> 00:38:29,138 and we'll call it even. - Call what even? 809 00:38:29,179 --> 00:38:30,889 - Her trying to kill my son with cocaine. 810 00:38:30,931 --> 00:38:32,390 - Douche bag, why would you say that? 811 00:38:32,432 --> 00:38:33,558 Why are you even here, frank? 812 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:34,893 - Just don't. 813 00:38:34,935 --> 00:38:36,895 I'll just get him some more. - To go. 814 00:38:36,937 --> 00:38:38,272 I got to get back to work. 815 00:38:38,313 --> 00:38:40,482 - I don't want any pie. - What's going on with you? 816 00:38:40,523 --> 00:38:42,109 First you're stabbing dolls in the face, 817 00:38:42,151 --> 00:38:43,443 now you're all mopey? 818 00:38:43,485 --> 00:38:44,569 - Holly and Ellie aren't talking to me anymore. 819 00:38:44,611 --> 00:38:46,155 It's like I'm invisible. - I hate it 820 00:38:46,196 --> 00:38:48,949 when teenage skanks do that. - What do you mean? 821 00:38:48,991 --> 00:38:50,742 - Same thing happened to me with Heidi Mitchell 822 00:38:50,784 --> 00:38:52,368 and Donna Alexander. 823 00:38:52,410 --> 00:38:55,247 - Me too. Leah march and Jean kolb. 824 00:38:55,289 --> 00:38:57,124 - Really? Why? 825 00:38:57,166 --> 00:38:59,001 - Who knows? Jealousy, periody. 826 00:38:59,042 --> 00:39:00,877 Two weeks later, they started talking to me again 827 00:39:00,919 --> 00:39:02,712 like nothing ever happened. 828 00:39:02,754 --> 00:39:05,299 - Same with Heidi and Donna. - It's not fair. 829 00:39:05,340 --> 00:39:06,842 They don't get to do that. 830 00:39:06,883 --> 00:39:09,011 I'm never being friends with Holly and Ellie again. 831 00:39:09,052 --> 00:39:10,887 Screw those bitches. - Yeah, screw those bitches. 832 00:39:10,929 --> 00:39:12,306 - Screw those bitches. 833 00:39:12,347 --> 00:39:13,807 - Sounds like you're having fun here. 834 00:39:13,849 --> 00:39:15,100 - Hi. - Hey. 835 00:39:15,142 --> 00:39:16,768 - What's up, man? - Hey, Sean. 836 00:39:16,810 --> 00:39:18,520 - Good pie, dude. - Well, I'm glad you like it. 837 00:39:18,561 --> 00:39:20,063 You're lip? - Yeah, yeah, nice to meet you. 838 00:39:20,105 --> 00:39:21,356 - Hey, what's going on? Sean. 839 00:39:21,397 --> 00:39:23,150 - Thanks for giving this one a job. 840 00:39:23,192 --> 00:39:25,068 - Oh, my pleasure. - It's so good of you 841 00:39:25,110 --> 00:39:26,611 to hire a felon. 842 00:39:28,071 --> 00:39:29,698 - This is my father, frank. 843 00:39:29,739 --> 00:39:31,241 - Hey, frank. 844 00:39:31,283 --> 00:39:32,909 - Salisbury steak, miss Fiona? 845 00:39:32,951 --> 00:39:34,369 - Right here. 846 00:39:34,410 --> 00:39:36,288 - That about explain everything? - Pretty much. 847 00:39:36,330 --> 00:39:37,914 I got some paperwork in the back. 848 00:39:37,956 --> 00:39:40,083 It was good to see you all. Nice to meet you, lip. 849 00:39:40,125 --> 00:39:41,335 - Yeah, nice to meet you. 850 00:39:41,376 --> 00:39:43,128 - What was that little squeeze? 851 00:39:43,170 --> 00:39:44,713 - What? - He just squeezed your arm. 852 00:39:44,754 --> 00:39:47,341 - The two of them are like that all day with each other. 853 00:39:47,382 --> 00:39:49,009 - We are not. - Really? 854 00:39:49,051 --> 00:39:50,302 - Bathroom. 855 00:39:52,595 --> 00:39:54,348 - Hey, he ever go see that doctor? 856 00:39:54,389 --> 00:39:56,225 - Nah, he refuses. 857 00:39:56,266 --> 00:39:57,351 - We should talk to Mickey. 858 00:40:16,703 --> 00:40:18,288 - Now, the players in the black and white, 859 00:40:18,330 --> 00:40:20,832 they're the white sox. That's our team. 860 00:40:20,874 --> 00:40:22,876 And the pussies in the gray and blue, 861 00:40:22,918 --> 00:40:24,127 they're the twins. 862 00:40:24,169 --> 00:40:25,379 We hate the twins. 863 00:40:25,420 --> 00:40:26,755 - No, no, no, no, no. 864 00:40:26,796 --> 00:40:29,465 Not the baby girl twins, the player twins. 865 00:40:37,391 --> 00:40:39,684 - Good evening, sir. - Oh, jehovahs. Not interested. 866 00:40:39,726 --> 00:40:41,353 - No, no, no. We're not jehovahs. 867 00:40:41,395 --> 00:40:43,230 Everyone keeps thinking that. 868 00:40:43,272 --> 00:40:44,814 - Your clothes. 869 00:40:44,856 --> 00:40:46,275 - We're from rothchild realty. 870 00:40:46,316 --> 00:40:48,818 Would you be interested in selling this house? 871 00:40:48,860 --> 00:40:51,029 - You want to buy this dump? 872 00:40:51,071 --> 00:40:53,073 - Redfin named this one of the top five 873 00:40:53,115 --> 00:40:55,242 up and coming neighborhoods in Chicago. 874 00:40:55,284 --> 00:40:56,910 Hey, I gotta get that. 875 00:40:56,952 --> 00:40:59,037 - Oh, can we leave our card? - Yeah-huh. 876 00:41:02,498 --> 00:41:03,875 Hey, babe. 877 00:41:03,917 --> 00:41:06,211 - Hi, how's it going? - Good, good. 878 00:41:06,253 --> 00:41:07,963 How's it going over there? - Good. 879 00:41:08,004 --> 00:41:09,505 Mom's here if you need her to come help. 880 00:41:09,547 --> 00:41:11,216 - Hey, kev. - Hey, no, no, no, no. 881 00:41:11,258 --> 00:41:13,176 I got everything under control. Hey, I wanted to tell you, 882 00:41:13,218 --> 00:41:16,012 I talked to a woman in my mommy and me chatroom. 883 00:41:16,054 --> 00:41:18,556 She said I have Madonna whore complex. 884 00:41:18,598 --> 00:41:20,225 - What? - Yeah, 885 00:41:20,267 --> 00:41:22,018 it's why I didn't want to have sex. 886 00:41:22,060 --> 00:41:23,228 - Wait, you calling me a whore? 887 00:41:23,270 --> 00:41:24,313 - He calling you a whore? 888 00:41:24,354 --> 00:41:25,772 - No, I'm not calling you a whore. 889 00:41:25,814 --> 00:41:27,149 I mean, you used to be a whore 890 00:41:27,190 --> 00:41:29,985 which I liked a lot, trust me, 891 00:41:30,026 --> 00:41:32,446 but now you're a Madonna, like the virgin Mary Madonna. 892 00:41:32,487 --> 00:41:34,239 - He's saying I'm like Madonna now. 893 00:41:34,281 --> 00:41:36,032 - What, like vogue Madonna? - The virgin Mary...That's 894 00:41:36,074 --> 00:41:37,617 why he don't want to fuck me. - Oh. 895 00:41:37,659 --> 00:41:39,369 - V, why you telling everybody our business? 896 00:41:39,411 --> 00:41:41,288 - You tell everyone in your mommy chatroom our business. 897 00:41:41,330 --> 00:41:42,872 - I don't know them. 898 00:41:42,914 --> 00:41:45,583 There's no guarantee that they're even women. 899 00:41:45,625 --> 00:41:47,294 Ooh, I got to go. I got to go. 900 00:41:47,336 --> 00:41:48,795 I'll see you later. 901 00:41:48,837 --> 00:41:50,839 Is that face what I think it is? 902 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,715 Oh, 903 00:41:52,757 --> 00:41:54,843 is that the face of what I think it is, 904 00:41:54,884 --> 00:41:56,511 of someone who pooped. 905 00:41:56,552 --> 00:41:58,096 Yes! 906 00:41:58,138 --> 00:42:00,015 Poop, there it is. 907 00:42:00,056 --> 00:42:02,309 Poop, there it is. 908 00:42:02,351 --> 00:42:03,893 Poop, there it is. 909 00:42:03,935 --> 00:42:06,896 Yeah, that's my girl. 910 00:42:06,938 --> 00:42:10,192 Oh, my...That's my girl. 911 00:42:10,233 --> 00:42:11,401 - What are you doing tonight? 912 00:42:11,443 --> 00:42:13,445 - I got to look for an apartment. 913 00:42:13,487 --> 00:42:15,280 Judge isn't gonna let me have Hannah back if I'm still 914 00:42:15,322 --> 00:42:17,324 in that shit-hole motel. 915 00:42:17,366 --> 00:42:18,616 What about you? 916 00:42:18,658 --> 00:42:20,743 Gonna see Davis? 917 00:42:20,785 --> 00:42:23,330 - I should. I need to get laid, 918 00:42:23,372 --> 00:42:25,457 or maybe I shouldn't 'cause I need to get laid. 919 00:42:25,499 --> 00:42:26,749 I don't know. 920 00:42:26,791 --> 00:42:28,751 - Knock, knock. You guys dressed? 921 00:42:28,793 --> 00:42:30,462 - Yeah, but we'll get undressed 922 00:42:30,504 --> 00:42:32,214 if you're coming in. 923 00:42:32,255 --> 00:42:35,675 - Is this your family's check? - Uh, yeah. 924 00:42:35,717 --> 00:42:39,304 - Yeah, I don't see any pie on it. 925 00:42:39,346 --> 00:42:40,847 You charge them for it? 926 00:42:40,889 --> 00:42:43,599 - Family discount? 927 00:42:43,641 --> 00:42:45,519 Come on, you throw most of the pie out at the end 928 00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:47,396 of the night, especially the peach. 929 00:42:47,437 --> 00:42:49,147 Nobody likes the peach. 930 00:42:49,189 --> 00:42:51,483 - Don't be talking about my grandma's peach pie. 931 00:42:51,525 --> 00:42:53,193 - Sorry, grandma Pierce. 932 00:42:53,235 --> 00:42:55,529 - Oh, it's grandma Johnson on my mom's side. 933 00:42:55,570 --> 00:42:59,408 You can cough up the $12.99. 934 00:42:59,449 --> 00:43:01,743 - Your grandma really makes that pie, hmm? 935 00:43:01,784 --> 00:43:02,994 How come I never knew that? 936 00:43:03,036 --> 00:43:04,371 - She's dead. 937 00:43:04,413 --> 00:43:09,584 It's from costco. It's frozen but you still owe me. 938 00:43:09,625 --> 00:43:11,420 - Can I give it to you in trade? 939 00:43:11,461 --> 00:43:13,588 - I take cash or cash. 940 00:43:17,384 --> 00:43:19,719 Next time, I consider it stealing. 941 00:43:19,761 --> 00:43:21,263 - Won't be a next time. 942 00:43:21,304 --> 00:43:22,138 - Good. 943 00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:27,477 Don't be taking advantage of me because we're friends. 944 00:43:27,519 --> 00:43:29,062 - Sorry, boss. 945 00:43:31,856 --> 00:43:34,692 - Ooh, sorry, boss. Sorry, boss. 946 00:43:35,985 --> 00:43:37,320 - You're gonna pay for this. 947 00:43:37,362 --> 00:43:38,863 - You locked me out of my own house. 948 00:43:38,905 --> 00:43:41,241 - Since when did my house become your house? 949 00:43:41,283 --> 00:43:43,034 - Since you married my father. 950 00:43:43,076 --> 00:43:45,078 - You're a 45-year-old woman. 951 00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:47,539 Your father's house is not your house! 952 00:43:47,581 --> 00:43:49,416 - I'm 33. - 33? 953 00:43:49,458 --> 00:43:50,625 Well, you could have fooled me. 954 00:43:50,666 --> 00:43:52,586 Whatever. Act it then! 955 00:43:52,627 --> 00:43:54,170 Frank, did you see what she did? 956 00:43:54,212 --> 00:43:57,632 She crow-barred the new locks off the door. 957 00:43:57,673 --> 00:44:00,469 - Grandma Sheila said we should respect people's boundaries. 958 00:44:00,510 --> 00:44:01,844 - Breaking and entering, are you out of your mind? 959 00:44:01,886 --> 00:44:03,179 - I'm almost finished - that's what families do... 960 00:44:03,221 --> 00:44:04,264 With my project downstairs. You want to see it? 961 00:44:04,306 --> 00:44:05,265 - They assault each other. - Sure. 962 00:44:05,307 --> 00:44:06,891 - No, they don't. 963 00:44:14,107 --> 00:44:16,025 - You ready? - Uh-huh. 964 00:44:18,236 --> 00:44:21,531 - I give you frank's milk of the gods, 965 00:44:21,573 --> 00:44:25,327 my contribution to mankind, the strongest beer ever made. 966 00:44:25,368 --> 00:44:27,078 - Wow. 967 00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:31,458 - I'm telling you, I have a new lease on life, Fred. 968 00:44:31,500 --> 00:44:35,295 This liver of mine may only last six or eight years. 969 00:44:35,337 --> 00:44:37,380 I have no control over time anymore, 970 00:44:37,422 --> 00:44:41,092 but this...This will live on. 971 00:44:41,134 --> 00:44:43,303 - It's spectacular. 972 00:44:43,345 --> 00:44:45,847 - They can try to stop me from drinking, 973 00:44:45,888 --> 00:44:47,641 but they can't stop me 974 00:44:47,682 --> 00:44:53,021 from helping others to enjoy the finest brew ever made. 975 00:44:55,982 --> 00:45:00,820 With its Woody, bacony flavor... 976 00:45:05,367 --> 00:45:09,037 Frank's milk of the gods will redefine the way 977 00:45:09,078 --> 00:45:13,583 people enjoy their grain-based fermented beverages. 978 00:45:13,625 --> 00:45:15,793 But don't get me wrong, 979 00:45:15,835 --> 00:45:19,464 my intentions are not all altruistic. 980 00:45:19,506 --> 00:45:21,675 If I can only enjoy one beer a day, 981 00:45:21,715 --> 00:45:25,094 why not make it 130 proof? 982 00:45:25,136 --> 00:45:26,513 - Can I taste it? 983 00:45:26,555 --> 00:45:30,225 - Oh, it has yet to kiss my lips, my friend, 984 00:45:30,266 --> 00:45:33,853 but the time is upon us. 985 00:45:33,895 --> 00:45:37,232 Let's take our business elsewhere to some place 986 00:45:37,273 --> 00:45:39,733 more righteous than here. 987 00:45:39,775 --> 00:45:40,985 - Beautiful. 988 00:45:48,451 --> 00:45:51,120 - "Sell your home at a premium price." 989 00:45:51,162 --> 00:45:53,164 - Jeez, how much are they possibly offering 990 00:45:53,206 --> 00:45:54,541 for in this neighborhood? 991 00:45:54,583 --> 00:45:56,084 - 20 dollar make you holler. 992 00:45:58,587 --> 00:45:59,921 Hey. 993 00:45:59,962 --> 00:46:02,131 - Hey. - Can we talk to you for a sec? 994 00:46:02,173 --> 00:46:03,675 - Does no one use a fucking phone anymore? 995 00:46:03,717 --> 00:46:04,967 - Honey, he's gonna close in five minutes. 996 00:46:05,009 --> 00:46:06,428 - Yes, I'm going! 997 00:46:06,469 --> 00:46:08,221 I'm going! I got to run an errand. 998 00:46:08,263 --> 00:46:10,390 You want to talk, we got to walk. 999 00:46:10,432 --> 00:46:11,891 - Well, how far are you going? 1000 00:46:11,933 --> 00:46:13,893 I...I've got a ticking time bomb on my ankle. 1001 00:46:13,935 --> 00:46:16,396 - Just across the alley. 1002 00:46:16,438 --> 00:46:17,813 What you want to talk about? 1003 00:46:17,855 --> 00:46:19,315 - Can you get Ian to see that doctor 1004 00:46:19,357 --> 00:46:21,443 I told you about? - He's not sick anymore. 1005 00:46:21,484 --> 00:46:22,944 - But he will be. - You don't know that. 1006 00:46:22,985 --> 00:46:24,738 - If he's anything like our mother, we do. 1007 00:46:24,778 --> 00:46:26,448 - What's this fucking shrink gonna do to him anyway? 1008 00:46:26,489 --> 00:46:27,616 - Mental health assessment. 1009 00:46:27,657 --> 00:46:28,908 - Prescribe him some meds. 1010 00:46:28,950 --> 00:46:30,577 - Yeah, see, you said that before. 1011 00:46:30,619 --> 00:46:31,827 That's the fucked up part. 1012 00:46:31,869 --> 00:46:33,455 Why are we giving him meds if he's not sick? 1013 00:46:33,496 --> 00:46:35,248 - It helps the mania not be so crazy. 1014 00:46:35,290 --> 00:46:36,916 - Yeah, and he won't be depressed as long. 1015 00:46:36,958 --> 00:46:37,875 - Like last time? 1016 00:46:37,917 --> 00:46:39,502 - All right, hold up. Hold up. 1017 00:46:39,544 --> 00:46:41,963 Stay here, all right? 1018 00:46:44,048 --> 00:46:45,467 Yo, brown ass. 1019 00:46:45,508 --> 00:46:47,510 - Oh, shit. - "Oh, shit," is right. 1020 00:46:47,552 --> 00:46:49,471 You like hitting girls, huh? 1021 00:46:49,512 --> 00:46:50,930 Come here. 1022 00:46:50,972 --> 00:46:52,806 - Uhh! What the... Ugh! 1023 00:46:56,561 --> 00:46:58,271 Fucking curry says what? 1024 00:46:58,313 --> 00:47:00,440 - This is his errand? - Stop it! 1025 00:47:09,115 --> 00:47:12,368 - You ever hit one of my girls again, 1026 00:47:12,410 --> 00:47:15,955 I'm not gonna go so easy on you, do you hear me? 1027 00:47:15,997 --> 00:47:17,540 - Yes. 1028 00:47:17,582 --> 00:47:20,627 - Good. 1029 00:47:20,669 --> 00:47:21,835 Hey! 1030 00:47:21,877 --> 00:47:23,546 Mrs. Patel, 1031 00:47:23,588 --> 00:47:26,048 can you jerk your fucking husband off once in a while 1032 00:47:26,090 --> 00:47:29,803 so he doesn't come back to my rub 'n tug ever again? 1033 00:47:33,931 --> 00:47:36,058 All right, let's say he gets, like, depressed, or manic, 1034 00:47:36,100 --> 00:47:37,686 or whatever the fuck, how do we know it's not 1035 00:47:37,727 --> 00:47:38,894 just from living in this shithole ghetto? 1036 00:47:38,936 --> 00:47:41,105 - He has signs of bipolar. - Like? 1037 00:47:41,147 --> 00:47:42,691 - Recklessness, impulsiveness. 1038 00:47:42,732 --> 00:47:44,442 - Fast-talking, barely sleeping. 1039 00:47:44,484 --> 00:47:45,485 - Hyper sexuality. 1040 00:47:45,527 --> 00:47:47,069 - Hyper se...You mean horny? 1041 00:47:47,111 --> 00:47:49,322 What 17-year-old gay kid isn't horny? 1042 00:47:50,740 --> 00:47:52,659 - Kev? 1043 00:47:55,077 --> 00:47:56,996 Kevin? 1044 00:48:04,546 --> 00:48:06,422 You awake? 1045 00:48:42,667 --> 00:48:43,877 - Ow. 1046 00:49:08,192 --> 00:49:12,196 - Yo, Gallagher, you up there? 1047 00:49:13,573 --> 00:49:15,491 - We got chronic. 1048 00:49:17,786 --> 00:49:19,704 Get your ass down here. 1049 00:49:21,414 --> 00:49:26,753 - Ah, he's not home. - Let's get out of here. 1050 00:49:26,795 --> 00:49:29,798 Ow! 1051 00:49:57,408 --> 00:50:00,829 - Hey, you awake? 1052 00:50:04,123 --> 00:50:05,750 - I am now. 1053 00:50:08,544 --> 00:50:12,966 I can't sleep. 1054 00:50:13,006 --> 00:50:17,178 - Again? 1055 00:50:17,219 --> 00:50:18,638 Whoa. - Why? 1056 00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:20,640 You got a problem with that? Huh? 1057 00:50:20,682 --> 00:50:23,142 - No, I don't need to now and not at all 1058 00:50:23,184 --> 00:50:24,393 'cause you're so tough... 1059 00:50:24,435 --> 00:50:25,603 - Come here. 1060 00:50:25,645 --> 00:50:27,689 Wake up. Wake up. 1061 00:50:27,730 --> 00:50:29,148 - You dog, you're going down. 1062 00:50:29,190 --> 00:50:31,400 You are going down, army. 1063 00:50:31,442 --> 00:50:33,653 Come here, army. 1064 00:50:34,737 --> 00:50:36,155 - I wanted him to fail. 1065 00:50:36,197 --> 00:50:38,199 I thought he'd be overwhelmed. - And? 1066 00:50:38,240 --> 00:50:40,618 - Jackass is a better mom than me. 1067 00:50:50,837 --> 00:50:53,673 Who's that? 1068 00:50:53,715 --> 00:50:55,591 - Nobody. 1069 00:50:55,633 --> 00:50:57,343 You know what we should do? 1070 00:50:57,385 --> 00:50:58,845 Pool party! 1071 00:50:58,887 --> 00:50:59,846 - What's going on? 1072 00:50:59,888 --> 00:51:01,347 - Go tell your brothers. 1073 00:51:01,389 --> 00:51:03,766 We're gonna party up Gallagher style. 1074 00:51:03,808 --> 00:51:05,226 Hey, it's me. 1075 00:51:05,267 --> 00:51:06,686 Pool's ready. Bring will over. 1076 00:51:12,567 --> 00:51:14,067 - What time is it now? 1077 00:51:14,109 --> 00:51:16,487 It's 12:03 A.M. 1078 00:51:16,529 --> 00:51:18,071 - So it's technically tomorrow. 1079 00:51:18,113 --> 00:51:19,448 - Yeah, uh-huh. 1080 00:51:19,490 --> 00:51:22,994 - My quota resets. 1081 00:51:23,036 --> 00:51:26,622 We can drink. 1082 00:51:26,664 --> 00:51:30,209 Frank's milk of the gods. 1083 00:52:19,508 --> 00:52:23,638 Oh, Jesus. 1084 00:52:25,974 --> 00:52:27,809 - All right, Carl, get him! 1085 00:52:27,850 --> 00:52:30,352 - I've got a day full of rage inside of me. 1086 00:52:30,394 --> 00:52:32,563 - Get her now! - Take him down. 1087 00:52:32,605 --> 00:52:35,691 - Go get him, debs, get him! - All you all must die! 1088 00:52:37,026 --> 00:52:39,194 Oh, yeah. 1089 00:52:39,236 --> 00:52:41,823 - Oh, hey, now. - You guys are cheaters. 1090 00:52:41,864 --> 00:52:43,449 - Look who's a sore sport. 1091 00:52:43,491 --> 00:52:45,118 - Look who's madly in love. 1092 00:52:45,158 --> 00:52:46,577 - You got room for one more? 1093 00:52:46,619 --> 00:52:48,245 All: Ian! 1094 00:52:48,287 --> 00:52:50,999 - I got your text. - Where's Mickey? 1095 00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:52,708 - I wore him out. 1096 00:52:52,750 --> 00:52:54,669 - All right, come on, it's our turn in the pool. 1097 00:52:54,710 --> 00:52:57,672 Let's go, will. Are you ready? - Go, Liam, go. 1098 00:52:57,713 --> 00:52:58,840 - Okay, will. 1099 00:52:58,881 --> 00:53:03,803 - Come on. - Liam. 1100 00:53:03,845 --> 00:53:05,596 - All right, Liam, you're going down. 1101 00:53:05,638 --> 00:53:07,180 - Hey, shut up down there! 1102 00:53:07,222 --> 00:53:10,101 - Oh, you shut up! It's summer! 1103 00:53:26,534 --> 00:53:28,369 - Ow. 1104 00:53:30,079 --> 00:53:31,580 The fuck? 1105 00:53:31,622 --> 00:53:34,542 Woman: Please, don't move. 1106 00:53:34,583 --> 00:53:35,877 - Huh? 1107 00:53:35,918 --> 00:53:37,503 Where are my clothes? 1108 00:53:37,545 --> 00:53:39,421 - We found you like this. 1109 00:53:39,463 --> 00:53:43,300 Came out to draw the summer flowers, found you instead. 1110 00:53:43,342 --> 00:53:44,552 - Oh, Jesus. 1111 00:53:44,593 --> 00:53:48,221 - Your body, it is so beautiful. 1112 00:53:48,263 --> 00:53:49,598 You're perfect.